Week old chicks. It's the end of the world, right?

[cavemanrich]

I will be next TARGET for the Skill Grinder......

 

[Mr Pink]

I will be next TARGET for the Skill Grinder......

Glad I read this to the end .... I was on the way to the hardware store to get a wire wheel for my angle grinder ! Figured it was the best of both worlds

 

[Britmark]

Yes of course he was kidding, but the image that sprang into my mind could not be described in words.

I mainly said it for the dramatic and comedy effect it might have on the ladies here.

So, the doctor says we are not doing coloscopies this week. We are using simple wire brushes attached to a broom handle and we have 4 four-day-old chicks that will be doing the shoving.

The doctor also said you will never die from laughing.

Greetings from Mount Rainier Country.

 

[Britmark]

Hey Mr. Pink.

Do you know of a suitable vise I could use to hold them in while I perform this delicate surgery? Kind of brings a whole new meaning to "bottoms up," right?

 

[Mr Pink]

Hey Mr. Pink.

Do you know of a suitable vise I could use to hold them in while I perform this delicate surgery? Kind of brings a whole new meaning to "bottoms up," right?

LOL I hear Vicegrip pliers work great !

 

[Britmark]

Hey, how about a Taser? You could cook 'em and fix 'em in one go!

 

[cavemanrich]

@Britmark
You are forgiven this time............. You're my kind of HUMOR.

 

[drumstick diva]

rooster sure has nice teeth

 

[Britmark]

Of course, it is all in humor. I think we all need a few chuckles along the way. I'll throw one or two in if I see any appropriate places.

That rooster looks like a darned piranhafrom the neck up.

Greetings

 

[cavemanrich]

Of course, it is all in humor. I think we all need a few chuckles along the way. I'll throw one or two in if I see any appropriate places.

That rooster looks like a darned piranhafrom the neck up.

Greetings

Well the rooster is defiantly real. Breed evolved from a remote land where grit was not available. These were the only ones that survived. I did check with Darwin's research on this. The following thread has more info. Interesting parts start at Post #9... https://www.backyardchickens.com/t/1153310/our-first-eggs-new-questions
Enjoy.