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[scriptkiddieJR]

FUNNY CHU WUD ASK,

I WUZ WAUKING TROO DEH STWEETS AND DIS GUY IN A TWENCHCOAT CAME UPS AND HANDED MEH DA FLOUR, HE SAID; "Alright, you got the stuff, now wheres the money?"
SO I HANDED HEEM $220 I TINK 'TWAS WELL WORTHE ITZ!!!!

 

[cluckcluckgirl]

Flour dealer, huh? I guess you're a flour addict! Just how much flour did you get?!

 

[scriptkiddieJR]

ONWY TWO POUNDS, HE JUST SAID "The stuff" BUT I FIGURED OUT IT WAS FLOUR!!!

 

[Anikaanimalgirl]

PEOPLE THESE DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[scriptkiddieJR]

SAM'S THESE DAYS

 

[Anikaanimalgirl]

DAVIDS THESE DAYS

 

[scriptkiddieJR]

OLGSAS THESE DAYZ

 

[Anikaanimalgirl]

GRANDMA SIMPSONS THESE DAYS

 

[scriptkiddieJR]

ANIKAS THESE DAYS

 

[Anikaanimalgirl]

SCRIPTS THESE DAYS