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[BYC910]

Speaking of which just about a week and a half ago I broke a back tooth eating jelly beans. How does that happen ?

My guess would you had a left over popcorn seed stuck in there somewhere.I'm not sure if mine was the jelly beans or the popcorn. Joe said I did a perfect job breaking off the whole corner. Wants to do a crown . But did a patch job so as not to mess with my Labor Day eatin .

Well that's a blast from the past. I haven't seen that in years. I like a good butter pecan too. Yesterday I opted for a double scoop of Jamocha Almond Fudge.

Black Walnut .Only I'm not supposed to eat any seeds or popcorn For some reason it has always been my favorite .

My mom was an Identical twin, her sister had a brown birth mark on both the front and the back and my mom just had it on her back, and my mom told her she was rotten clear thru, they both had growths on their head my mom's was just over one eye, the sister just above the hair line on the same side, I told mom that was likely where they split in the womb...

Well the way it was,is I was so perfect god saw no need for a duplicate

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Is this close enough?.......

To be a kid again

So anyways guys... Yesterday morning I was out behind the house working on my garage project when all of a sudden I helicopter started circling my house..... Well first thing I thought of was they were after meth head Derrick...... But out of caution I started to move those couple of "medicinal" plants I had sitting behind my camper....(basically out of sight).... Cuz I didn't want to get caught up if the whole deal if the cops had to go through my yard.
Even though it's legal in this state.
After a minute I realized they were circling my house..... So I told the wife ... Who said "do you think they are there because we have to many ducks?"
After about 20 minutes if then eating her fuel circling my house with helicopters the cops show up.
The officer asked. "So you like to grow stuff, eh?"
I said yeah you wanna check out my garden?
Anyhow... After everything was said in done he apologized for having to pull my plants because I had then in an unsecured location..... He asked if I moved any and I said yeah I moved one (the biggest one) into the shed..... The uniform guy said we need to pull that one too.... The drug enforcement officer said no he felt that was secured.... The uniform guy said but he moved it.... And with a sort of wink and a nod the drug guy said I didn't see him.... And that this wasnt exactly the crime of the century here!
And he wasn't going to even go in my house.
We B.S.'d for a few minutes and I really got along good with them . He told me from now on to keep my plants inside the fence and I would be fine.
Shook his hand and he left......
They next went to another person's house who is considered a prominent citizen. He ended up getting his house searched and hauled up to town....I figure his wife made a stink about the whole deal and pissed the cops off .....

Yea your life tales is just so boring I get sleepy just reading about it. As long as those in power can see a way to seize assets . They will never do what Canada did But can you just imagine the amount of money that will cess to flow to the drug lords . Overnight If the government would decriminalize Marijuana. I keep hearing that it is a gate way drug . I figure it is forbidden fruit . More kids want to try it just because they can't .We as a nation, don't give our young people much credit. For something as simple being able to make the right choice. And that be better than me because 'll kill you only gets us so far . The lack of knowledge was is and will always be our worst enemy

Ha ha.... Just another of my adventures to talk about

We really need to start thinki8ng about the book titles I have chuckled quiet a bit reading the pond tales tonight .

German/Scottish/Scandinavian/Iberian Peninsula X Polish/Ashkenazi Jew/Nigerian/Hungarian ---------------- and our kids turned out okay It must skip a generation.

We're COUSINS!!!!

@BYC910 I have no idea why, but for some reason whenever I set my rat traps I always think of you. Weird right? Anyway I set them last night & got my first kill of the season. That's one shinny new star on my kill card.

I jess kilt me a couple tonight .

Do you eat the rats that you catch?

Only the big ones

 

[BYC910]

I think the rats are getting wise to the peanut butter. I didn’t have as much luck with it last year as I usually do. Tonight I used cheese wiz. So far no new kill stars, but fingers crossed.

I just shoot em . But a couple of good cats, can be trained to herd them over the wall

 

[Shadrach]

So sad but true, especially as it was originally the intent that "we the people" were supposed to BE the government.

BTW-did I mention I quit the census? The pay just wasn't worth the cost to my sanity at my age. I was prepared, or so I thought since I have worked several different phases of the census in the past, but nothing could have prepared me for the level of incompetence and total lack of accurate communication this time and the effort put forth to make sure that the solid organic waste was going to travel downhill and away from the "bosses" when it started to hit the air circulation device for all the mistakes and missed deadlines. Nothing had splattered in my direction as of yet, but it was clear by the "political speak" (good at spreading the solid organic waste very thin and sprinkling it with pretty stuff to make it look like a nice cookie) that was spouted by our latest interim supervisor that he had no intention to take any responsibility for the coming stinky avalanche and it could possibly have gotten a bit ugly had he or anyone dared to fling it my way so best for all involved I exit now (there had already been a red flag or two that us at the bottom of the hill might become the prime targets). He was honestly floored when I called him and announced I thought it time now to end my census adventure. I was nice and gave him some lame reasons and we joked about them but......

Will you need to find another job?

 

[BYC910]

Not been having a fun week or two. Wondering if I should find a new surgeon. I started last week, trying to get the new doc to rite me a new prescription . I'm out of the nerve pills . Not supposed to just stop taking them .A full five days after I was out the pharmacy called to say it was ready. So I just decided not to go back on it. Heck of a thing when I have a longer decision with my dentist, than my doctor about all that can go wrong when you just stop the drug.It's been over a week now. I can't tell much if any ill affect form just stopping. Biggest thing no more dizzy spells Having more trouble selling puppies than I thought I would . They kept flagging my adds on CG. Only way to keep one on was to pay . I still have eight puppies Got a couple of people supposed to come later today. Went to take my friend some eggs last week Friday. His dad has dementia . Could not believe how much it had progressed . He didn't know who I was . The same day Michael , one of the van drivers for Ben , died . Ben really loved Michael . We know he has been missing him .He was in the hospital, they sent him home Thursday he died the Friday .They buried him Saturday . Don tried to call and the house phone was busy every time . Telemarketers We found out this Wednesday When it came to the clients he picked up every day. Michael was a true angel on earth . Not all of life is fun but I could sure use a good hangover bout now Phil save me some palm tree

 

[room onthebroom]

Not been having a fun week or two. Wondering if I should find a new surgeon. I started last week, trying to get the new doc to rite me a new prescription . I'm out of the nerve pills . Not supposed to just stop taking them .A full five days after I was out the pharmacy called to say it was ready. So I just decided not to go back on it. Heck of a thing when I have a longer decision with my dentist, than my doctor about all that can go wrong when you just stop the drug.It's been over a week now. I can't tell much if any ill affect form just stopping. Biggest thing no more dizzy spells Having more trouble selling puppies than I thought I would . They kept flagging my adds on CG. Only way to keep one on was to pay . I still have eight puppies Got a couple of people supposed to come later today. Went to take my friend some eggs last week Friday. His dad has dementia . Could not believe how much it had progressed . He didn't know who I was . The same day Michael , one of the van drivers for Ben , died . Ben really loved Michael . We know he has been missing him .He was in the hospital, they sent him home Thursday he died the Friday .They buried him Saturday . Don tried to call and the house phone was busy every time . Telemarketers We found out this Wednesday When it came to the clients he picked up every day. Michael was a true angel on earth . Not all of life is fun but I could sure use a good hangover bout now Phil save me some palm tree

 

[Alaskan]

Not been having a fun week or two. Wondering if I should find a new surgeon. I started last week, trying to get the new doc to rite me a new prescription . I'm out of the nerve pills . Not supposed to just stop taking them .A full five days after I was out the pharmacy called to say it was ready. So I just decided not to go back on it. Heck of a thing when I have a longer decision with my dentist, than my doctor about all that can go wrong when you just stop the drug.It's been over a week now. I can't tell much if any ill affect form just stopping. Biggest thing no more dizzy spells Having more trouble selling puppies than I thought I would . They kept flagging my adds on CG. Only way to keep one on was to pay . I still have eight puppies Got a couple of people supposed to come later today. Went to take my friend some eggs last week Friday. His dad has dementia . Could not believe how much it had progressed . He didn't know who I was . The same day Michael , one of the van drivers for Ben , died . Ben really loved Michael . We know he has been missing him .He was in the hospital, they sent him home Thursday he died the Friday .They buried him Saturday . Don tried to call and the house phone was busy every time . Telemarketers We found out this Wednesday When it came to the clients he picked up every day. Michael was a true angel on earth . Not all of life is fun but I could sure use a good hangover bout now Phil save me some palm tree

Just sucks.

 

[bobbi-j]

Not been having a fun week or two. Wondering if I should find a new surgeon. I started last week, trying to get the new doc to rite me a new prescription . I'm out of the nerve pills . Not supposed to just stop taking them .A full five days after I was out the pharmacy called to say it was ready. So I just decided not to go back on it. Heck of a thing when I have a longer decision with my dentist, than my doctor about all that can go wrong when you just stop the drug.It's been over a week now. I can't tell much if any ill affect form just stopping. Biggest thing no more dizzy spells Having more trouble selling puppies than I thought I would . They kept flagging my adds on CG. Only way to keep one on was to pay . I still have eight puppies Got a couple of people supposed to come later today. Went to take my friend some eggs last week Friday. His dad has dementia . Could not believe how much it had progressed . He didn't know who I was . The same day Michael , one of the van drivers for Ben , died . Ben really loved Michael . We know he has been missing him .He was in the hospital, they sent him home Thursday he died the Friday .They buried him Saturday . Don tried to call and the house phone was busy every time . Telemarketers We found out this Wednesday When it came to the clients he picked up every day. Michael was a true angel on earth . Not all of life is fun but I could sure use a good hangover bout now Phil save me some palm tree

Oh, that's rough. All of it! I feel for Ben. When I read about him, he reminds me of a student I have worked with at school, and change of routine and people in his life is hard. I'm guessing it's the same for Ben. to both of you!

 

[room onthebroom]

I just shoot em . But a couple of good cats, can be trained to herd them over the wall

I got no takers on the cheese wiz traps last night, but found 2 baby rats drown in one of the duck pools this morning (it was a big female I caught the other night, so figured there must be babies somewhere.) The mission was to kill them, but geese, what a sucky way to go. I added two tiny stars to my kill card, but am feeling a little bad about it.

 

[BYC910]

I got no takers on the cheese wiz traps last night, but found 2 baby rats drown in one of the duck pools this morning (it was a big female I caught the other night, so figured there must be babies somewhere.) The mission was to kill them, but geese, what a sucky way to go. I added two tiny stars to my kill card, but am feeling a little bad about it.

cause I like you ,do it again and it's one of these .Rats carry vermin that carry all kinds of Little big don't matter . They have killed more than their share of humans and animals . Being soft hearted when it comes to rats spells disaster.

 

[room onthebroom]

cause I like you ,do it again and it's one of these .Rats carry vermin that carry all kinds of Little big don't matter . They have killed more than their share of humans and animals . Being soft hearted when it comes to rats spells disaster.

I know, I know. They're horrible. I was just hoping for quick deaths. I might spice up the cheese wiz tonight with a little gamer crumble.