Welcome to my pond - Swim, wade, or sit on the bank

[BantyChooks]

She'll get over it.

I thought you had been married long enough to realize females never get over a lousy decor choice!

 

[Puddin Fluff]

I think she's mad at me.

I thought she was mad because he posted the pic showing her in such an undignified state.

The rack or the comment?

 

[casportpony]

I'm trying so hard to behave.

-Kathy

 

[LittleLakePhil]

Well that bottle of deer pee spilled.... Lucky it only spilled on my hunting stuff.... And thankfully I mostly hunt inside a box blind.... Don't want to get jumped from behind while walking through the forest.

 

[Chaos18]

I thought you had been married long enough to realize females never get over a lousy decor choice!

I've been married long enough for my wife to realize the basment is not her domain.

 

[Chaos18]

I thought she was mad because he posted the pic showing her in such an undignified state.  

She was indeed undignified.

Well that bottle of deer pee spilled.... Lucky it only spilled on my hunting stuff.... And thankfully I mostly hunt inside a box blind.... Don't want to get jumped from behind while walking through the forest.

 

[sourland]

I'm trying so hard to behave.

-Kathy

Why ?

 

[Chaos18]

Oh, so it was the big feet you noticed that day on the ladder ?

Yea but 1 outta 3 is terrible.

 

[BantyChooks]

I've been married long enough for my wife to realize the basment is not her domain.

That's a duck in the pic, and she looks pretty distressed over it.

 

[Ravynscroft]

The bird that won was almost as blessed as me!!!! 

wow I think that rack is bigger than mine

I think she's mad at me.

No?!?! Ya think?!?!?

poor duck is freaked out by the knives

X2!!

Ancient female secret

Hubby was in one of their nursing homes one day, and a very elderly lady told him he had huge hands, which he does. She looked down at his feet and said big feet too! She winked at him and said "you know what they say about big hands and big feet" he replied "2 outta 3 ain't bad?" She got the biggest cackle out of that.

Well that bottle of deer pee spilled.... Lucky it only spilled on my hunting stuff.... And thankfully I mostly hunt inside a box blind.... Don't want to get jumped from behind while walking through the forest.

Dude... don't eat the cookie til you're safe at home!