Welcome to my pond - Swim, wade, or sit on the bank

[WalnutHill]

i want a firebird, wicked bad
have you seen the car we have?

Selling my Firebird

 

[lucysducks11]

I'm back on dry land !!
The mailman saved me dropping off eggs...That I didn't order...

 

[sourland]

you need a big stick.......

Hope springs eternal.

SQUIRREL !

No, seriously, I saw a black squirrel today - first I have seen in several years.

 

[WVduckchick]

Hope springs eternal.

SQUIRREL !

No, seriously, I saw a black squirrel today - first I have seen in several years.

 

[WalnutHill]

And that's my canoe... Could my day offer anymore bull crap
Not only am I stuck but a spider was in my hair which caused me to become a ninja and smack my glasses off my face, and my foot then smashed my glasses.
I'm now blind and without canoe..This is why I need constant supervision.. I'm up **** Creek without a paddle

Just shoot me
I'm so blind without my glasses and I need insulin at 12:30 soooooo
I may have to swim to shore

I'm getting a little nervous here...No joke, I am now surrounded by p***** off geese...

I'm back on dry land !!
The mailman saved me dropping off eggs...That I didn't order...

All that is much funnier now that it's over. I was worried for you. How about call today Friday and start your weekend early?

 

[Debs Flock]

I'm back on dry land !!
The mailman saved me dropping off eggs...That I didn't order...

Bless the mailman! Can you anchor that canoe next time?

 

[lucysducks11]

All that is much funnier now that it's over.  I was worried for you.  How about call today Friday and start your weekend early?

That sounds like a plan!!!
I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried

 

[lucysducks11]

      Bless the mailman!  Can you anchor that canoe next time?     

I felt like Tom Hanks the only thing missing was Winston...
Yes I will be more careful about anchoring the canoes in the future. This is my 2nd time getting stuck.

 

[WVduckchick]

 

[Debs Flock]

LOL...are you on a roll, WV?



I felt like Tom Hanks the only thing missing was Winston...
Yes I will be more careful about anchoring the canoes in the future. This is my 2nd time getting stuck.

LOL...Winston. Wait, no...Wilson. That was a great movie! Yes, please do be more careful.