Welcome to my pond - Swim, wade, or sit on the bank

[Pork Pie]

Beautiful is in the eye of of the beholder! I happen to like big girls.

Indeed reminds me of a song by a group called Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls

 

[pertnear09]

Gum 'em off

Where there's a will there's a way or a greedy relative

 

[Pork Pie]

Where there's a will there's a way or a greedy relative

I'd hope the removal of the aforementioned underwear is consensual between unrelated people, but it takes all sorts, I guess

 

[Debs Flock]

Yes, you're right. Probably no thongs back then. But what would be the point if there were no teeth to remove them with.

Be old fashioned. Use your fingers!

Beautiful is in the eye of of the beholder! I happen to like big girls.

Hey Pondies...this means Oz would love me!!

Indeed reminds me of a song by a group called Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls

Great song!!!

I'd hope the removal of the aforementioned underwear is consensual between unrelated people, but it takes all sorts, I guess

and to keep appearances up...

 

[Pork Pie]

Be old fashioned. Use your fingers!



Hey Pondies...this means Oz would love me!!



Great song!!!



and to keep appearances up...

You be a dirty gal! And a slap is always good, but i honestly think I need to try harder to deserve a right- handed one (slap, that is)

 

[Debs Flock]

You be a dirty gal! And a slap is always good, but i honestly think I need to try harder to deserve a right- handed one (slap, that is)

You know it. I fit right in here at the Pond. Please do because I'm a righty after all. If you'd just sit on the other side of me we'd be sorted.

 

[WVduckchick]

Be old fashioned. Use your fingers!



Hey Pondies...this means Oz would love me!!



Great song!!!



and to keep appearances up...

and here i was thinking of yet another useful appendage.

 

[Debs Flock]

and here i was thinking of yet another useful appendage.

That comes after thong removal.

(Yes, literally!)

 

[Pork Pie]

You know it. I fit right in here at the Pond. Please do because I'm a righty after all. If you'd just sit on the other side of me we'd be sorted. View attachment 1059771

You fit here, for sure. I'll do a wriggle so you can hit the jackpot (as the nun, said to the vicar )

 

[Pork Pie]

and here i was thinking of yet another useful appendage.

Gotta be dexterous to do that with a little toe