Welcome to my pond - Swim, wade, or sit on the bank

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Gives new meaning to "Herbie... My eye..."

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strap-on territory again :th poor DH - is he from Texas, or is it just his (un)"natural" gait ? :p

Okay, I saw Chaos liked this post. Why so shy, bud? Was hoping to see a post from ya once I caught up, but nothing. :(

Yeah, and I was hung like a donkey at that age, too :D

:smack Wouldn't a walrus be better?

Got worn away from clanking on the ground - I'm short :D

:sick

Uhhh.......clean?

:lau

Never bothered me in the past :oops:

Yeah, hey Chris...catfish do not have removable dentures!

Am I old enough to be considered an older woman?!?:lau

:confused:

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But I'm old enough to have learned not to ever trust a fart.

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Holy Schmoley!

Lucky for you guys, i lost a bunch of quotes! :p

We have been busy moving in, gardening and getting settled. Cleaning windows is low on my list of priorities.:tongue

My windows will not be cleaned this evening. Apparently they called in reinforcements, and i had to do more smashing. :D

:lau @casportpony i am dying

FYI - I HAVE NO SOUND SO CANNOT SAY IF ANYTHING BAD IS SAID


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omg I have NO idea how he made that video with a straight face. In Pond speak, the whole thing is hilarious! :lau



excellent! Saved!

Thanks for the tip! Will have to try that.


View attachment 1084086 how can something so innocent look so wrong!
Just make sure your noodle has a big enough hole now y'all.

best line! :lau

Dyslexics Untie....

:lau

If you have a really short rod, and Bass Pro doesn't stock them small enough, you might try the drug store

there's the old whites I remember and love! :D

Nope you'd be like robbing the cradle for me :cool: Don't think I'm up for bars right now . I just don't think I could ware them orange canvas shoes :sick

Am i old enuf for ye?
Yea those shoes stink too. And they never fit right.

Don't ya just love the things our hormones do to us as we get older...:rolleyes::hit

I can certainly do with out the hot flashes in 100 degree weather, thank ya. :th
 
Holy Schmoley!

Lucky for you guys, i lost a bunch of quotes! :p



My windows will not be cleaned this evening. Apparently they called in reinforcements, and i had to do more smashing. :D



omg I have NO idea how he made that video with a straight face. In Pond speak, the whole thing is hilarious! :lau




excellent! Saved!



best line! :lau



:lau



there's the old whites I remember and love! :D



Am i old enuf for ye?
Yea those shoes stink too. And they never fit right.



I can certainly do with out the hot flashes in 100 degree weather, thank ya. :th
ME TOO!
 
Holy Schmoley!
Lucky for you guys, i lost a bunch of quotes! :p
My windows will not be cleaned this evening. Apparently they called in reinforcements, and i had to do more smashing. :D

Eek! Not reinforcements!! :eek:

Couldn't see a thing, just a yellow blob.lol I'll try again tomorrow... Maybe I get her to hold still.:fl

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