Welcome to my pond - Swim, wade, or sit on the bank

[Pork Pie]

I like it! Who has a video camera?

Need a full script first. Apparently I'm a star and my agent would have to agree to the stunts and almost (puke inducing) nude scenes before i commit to anything

 

[DwayneNLiz]

Need a full script first. Apparently I'm a star and my agent would have to agree to the stunts and almost (puke inducing) nude scenes before i commit to anything

its a silent film

 

[Chaos18]

Need a full script first. Apparently I'm a star and my agent would have to agree to the stunts and almost (puke inducing) nude scenes before i commit to anything

Can I be your stunt double?

 

[Puddin Fluff]

I'm loving the casting already. I'm sure it will be a hit.

 

[Pork Pie]

its a silent film

You sayin' my accent is a bit off?

 

[DwayneNLiz]

You sayin' my accent is a bit off?

never heard it
lol

 

[Pork Pie]

Can I be your stunt double?

had you down as my agent, but as long as your commission is the same, you can wrestle crocodiles on my behalf, sure

 

[Chaos18]

had you down as my agent, but as long as your commission is the same, you can wrestle crocodiles on my behalf, sure

I moonlight as a stunt double. Do I get to wear a leopard print leotard when I wrestle them?

 

[Pork Pie]

never heard it 
lol

Bizarrely, even when i speak to Kenyans on the phone, they assume I'm Kenyan. . When i go back to the UK it's quite amusing for sure

 

[Pork Pie]

I moonlight as a stunt double. Do I get to wear a leopard print leotard when I wrestle them?

In this new film, Tarzan only wears a snake skin thong. Stuffed socks may be required to ensure continuity - which way round I'm not sure