Ok but remember you asked for it!
So the Jehovah witnesses kept bothering him so finally he went to his brother (who was an Indian chief) and borrowed his headdress and spell book, he then went to the store and bought some chickens and sheets. The next time they came back he put on the sheets and headdress, smeared chicken blood on his face, got the chickens, spell book and a knife. He than answered the door held up the chickens knife and spell book and said "I'm sorry, I'm sacrificing chickens! But you can wait on that bench." They never came back.
Greeting them at the door naked works too.