Welcome to my pond - Swim, wade, or sit on the bank

[sourland]

Ok but remember you asked for it!

So the Jehovah witnesses kept bothering him so finally he went to his brother (who was an Indian chief) and borrowed his headdress and spell book, he then went to the store and bought some chickens and sheets. The next time they came back he put on the sheets and headdress, smeared chicken blood on his face, got the chickens, spell book and a knife. He than answered the door held up the chickens knife and spell book and said "I'm sorry, I'm sacrificing chickens! But you can wait on that bench." They never came back.

Greeting them at the door naked works too.

 

[miss heny]

Eh, just sit over here with me and watch all the shenanigans

Aa far as sour being the official bestower of names, I'm still waiting...

lol fair enough. Though after so much BS today I have had some good news

 

[sourland]

Eh, just sit over here with me and watch all the shenanigans

Aa far as sour being the official bestower of names, I'm still waiting...

don't know how I got that title though I do have a tendency to do so. It's like a little voice speaks to me in my head - not like Chaos's voices. It still hasn't told me about the paperlady.

 

[dan26552]

Greeting them at the door naked works too.

 

[Chaos18]

they have learned since growing their winter hair that it they catch the electric just right, it doesn't hurt too bad. They only escape when I come home from work :/


They think they are starving to death.

On a good, and funny, note. I had a telemarketer call while I'm chasing pigs and messing with moving chickens around. Not thinking I answered the phone with a very nasty sounding hello. He proceeded with his spiel (the entire time there are 3 pigs screaming and a bunch of chickens carrying in while I move them around) and when he was done I blurted out, look sir, I didn't hear anything you said cause I'm chasing 3 hogs back into their pasture and trying to butcher a chicken.


He hung up on me

If they come home with me, they don't leave

 

[Ravynscroft]

Guess we'll forgive your absence, if you get those twins to hatch!

PC got to see my camp, lavs, ducks and met Moonshine yesterday! She'll fit in just fine alright.

Yeah... No Pressure!!!
It's all in their webs now... oh, and she has half a doz shipped Calls due in a week and a half too... lol...

So jealous!!!!!! Lucky PC!!!

Ok but remember you asked for it!

So the Jehovah witnesses kept bothering him so finally he went to his brother (who was an Indian chief) and borrowed his headdress and spell book, he then went to the store and bought some chickens and sheets. The next time they came back he put on the sheets and headdress, smeared chicken blood on his face, got the chickens, spell book and a knife. He than answered the door held up the chickens knife and spell book and said "I'm sorry, I'm sacrificing chickens! But you can wait on that bench." They never came back.

Greeting them at the door naked works too.

Ummmm... no...

 

[BunnynChicks]

Quote:

I love it.

 

[Ravynscroft]

Eh, just sit over here with me and watch all the shenanigans

Aa far as sour being the official bestower of names, I'm still waiting...

Me too...

 

[BunnynChicks]

Quote:

Have you tried it?

 

[Chaos18]

Me too...

It'll be in his memoirs of the Pond.