Welcome to my pond - Swim, wade, or sit on the bank

[casportpony]

Okay, here's Kenny, my 10 year old drake:

 

[dan26552]

This is freakin' hilarious!
https://www.backyardchickens.com/t/1159111/turkey-poop-smell

I'm speechless. Can they pick up a turkey and hug it!? Good luck with that.

 

[dan26552]

Okay, here's Kenny, my 10 year old drake:

Awww

 

[WVduckchick]

Okay, here's Kenny, my 10 year old drake:

He's so handsome.

I'm speechless. Can they pick up a turkey and hug it!? Good luck with that.

These are the posts that I used to love to see SC get ahold of.

 

[dan26552]

He's so handsome.
These are the posts that I used to love to see SC get ahold of.

Oh man, I bet those were rich!

 

[casportpony]

The guy is a troll for sure.

 

[WalnutHill]

I'm speechless.

Can they pick up a turkey and hug it!?

Good luck with that.

What? I can pick up my turkeys and hug them, hens and toms alike.

 

[Pyxis]

What?  I can pick up my turkeys and hug them, hens and toms alike.

They also wanted to keep it as a house pet in crate in their bedroom all the time except when they were home, then diaper it when they were home to let it roam their bedroom, and also wanted to know if turkey poop stank...

 

[dan26552]

What?  I can pick up my turkeys and hug them, hens and toms alike.

Good for you but it was all I could do to keep mine from ripping my head off.

 

[LittleLakePhil]

i looked into satellite net and they told me not to do it 
lol, they told me i would be very unimpressed by the lack of speed, and at that point i still had dial up

I have no choice.... I was only able to get dail up till two years ago..... I can't get Cable TV or anything here. I'm kinda in the sticks.... If you turn left at the end of our drive. The next house is about 10 miles.