Welcome to my pond - Swim, wade, or sit on the bank

[onthefarm9196]

 

[lucysducks11]

 

[Debs Flock]

Dave's not here man......

I'm usually packing..... It would be goose dinner for me.

Where's Dave when you need him!?

Yeah, my dogs would protect me from rogue geese.

Lucysducks...are they okay if you keep your distance?

 

[lucysducks11]

Where's Dave when you need him!?

Yeah, my dogs would protect me from rogue geese.

Lucysducks...are they okay if you keep your distance?

My intention was to check for eggs and go, no geese have nested up here so idk what the problem is, my guns inside, I have a paddle and will use it

Whack a goose anyone?
What makes me nervous is they have friends on the bank who are now in the water, if only one of them could push my canoe back...

 

[LittleLakePhil]

Where's Dave when you need him!?

Yeah, my dogs would protect me from rogue geese.

Lucysducks...are they okay if you keep your distance?

I doubt think my little wiener dog SEVEN would scare a goose much..... My little friend Ruger would

 

[dan26552]

I just drove 35 miles to the Drs.... I walked in and the receptionist says.. Your appointment is tomorrow in the 12th ......i thought dang.

Then I realized today is the 12th.
She's been writing the 11th all day.

 

[Pork Pie]

Maybe its your accent - aren't they Canadian?

 

[Debs Flock]

My intention was to check for eggs and go, no geese have nested up here so idk what the problem is, my guns inside, I have a paddle and will use it

Whack a goose anyone?
What makes me nervous is they have friends on the bank who are now in the water, if only one of them could push my canoe back...

Whew, okay. So I'm less worried since you have a paddle. Man, do geese get a mob mentality if one of their own is being paddled?

Any chance you have a raft handy? Can you float over on the paddle? You look petite.

Maybe its your accent - aren't they Canadian?

Dang Canadians, eh?

 

[Tumbling K]

Oh if only I had that much spunk in me.. just had to bury a duck, Harold the Hawk got a hold of before momma bear could intervene

you need a pitchfork

 

[Pork Pie]

     Dang Canadians, eh?

maybe blasting 'em with some dry humour would work?