Welcome to my pond - Swim, wade, or sit on the bank

[Spookwriter]

I have laid various plans on how to catch a woman. So far nothing has
worked. I tried chasing one down on foot, but she was faster than she
looked.

At the next senior citizen meeting, I'm thinking about suggesting they
teach a class on how an old man can catch a new woman, You know,
best hunting grounds and such.

 

[LittleLakePhil]

I have laid various plans on how to catch a woman. So far nothing has
worked. I tried chasing one down on foot, but she was faster than she
looked.

At the next senior citizen meeting, I'm thinking about suggesting they 
teach a class on how an old man can catch a new woman,  You know,
best hunting grounds and such.

its all in the wrist

 

[perchie.girl]

Quote:
thank you ....

deb

 

[WVduckchick]

its all in the wrist

 

[LittleLakePhil]

thank you .... deb

yup they are pretty nice... You like your new trailer?

 

[FridayYet]

Thanks for the ovate this morning Sour, but my post disappeared. Surprised?

Welcome to the Pond, Spook.

 

[perchie.girl]

Quote: waiting for plates

 

[Spookwriter]

Spook really appreciates being welcomed to the pond....

But Spooks never learned to swim, Spooks scared to water.
Don's like moats. Don't even take showers...Dry Clean Only.
Says right on my tag.

So I'll hang out here on the shore. Well back from the water.

NO SPLASHING either.

 

[sourland]

Spook, there's an empty lily pad right next to mine. Paddle a canoe on over and make yourself at home. Bring a towel along with your sheet just in case that kid has been back.

 

[Spookwriter]

Canoe?

Rode a canoe once. With that same brother I kidnapped the girl for.
Anyway, Spook leaned over to look at something. And Spook fell out
of the canoe.

I was drowning. I was flapping my arms and legs, screaming my little
head off. I was a goner.

My cousin walked out and saved me. Water wasn't knee deep. But I didn't
know that.

Dry land....THAT'S where you find a Spook....dry land.