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[Fields Mountain Farm]

Tanzanian lullaby? I'll have to listen to it out of curiosity.

I keep meaning to ask what that means....So it's a lullaby?

 

[pertnear09]

Trust me it's been like 19 years and I'm still laughing. Every time someone mentions a strap on I remember their faces all excited hoping for a pay day. . and a big d**** flops out of the bag! Priceless!

Lol

 

[Ravynscroft]

Trust me it's been like 19 years and I'm still laughing. Every time someone mentions a strap on I remember their faces all excited hoping for a pay day. . and a big d**** flops out of the bag! Priceless!

Had to have been!!

Tanzanian lullaby? I'll have to listen to it out of curiosity.

That is Swahili for "Sleep well"...

I can only imagine...Lol
I'd have had to say something like "oh sorry, that's mine" completely straight faced.....

Tempting, but no... a bit too gross for me!

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

Had to have been!!



That is Swahili for "Sleep well"...



Tempting, but no... a bit too gross for me!

Lol, yeah, but I still would have had to something smart a$$.....

 

[Debs Flock]

So back when I was married the first time right out of high school. . we rented a house from a man that lived in the nursing home. There was a trailer house on the property also. . where the old man used to live. About six or eight months in the old man dies!
Well the man's daughter let us buy the house and trailer came with it. I was pregnant at the time and was stressed out enough without worrying about moving.
So fast forward a few months. . my husband decided it would be a good idea to let his dad live in the trailer house. terrible idea but anyway.
That man complained about everything! Always saying something didn't work or something needed fixing. . he kept saying no air would come out of the living room vent. We were like ya right like everything else you claim to be broken that isn't.
Finally we went to see what was wrong.
So here's his dad and him down on the floor with a flashlight looking down the vent duct. . there is something in there. . It's a bag of some kind. . pull it out son he says. . maybe that old man stashed a bunch of cash down here! Maybe we are about to get rich!

Hell no. It was a big HUGE USED strap on!!
Father in law was mortified. . all he was worried about was us thinking it might be long to him. Kept saying THAT ISN'T MINE! THAT ISN'T MINE!
Husband was grossed out. I laughed my ever loving arse off!

Reminds me when my sister, BIL & I were cleaning out my mom's house after she passed. Who finds mom's vibration toy hidden away? Yeah, me. I showed it to my BIL and somehow managed to ask, with a straight face, what it was.

 

[shawluvsbirds]

I might have egged it on a bit once I realised he thought we would think it was his. . of course we didn't think that why would you put it in there and then ask us to look in there!
He was pretty crazy man but not stupid. Lol

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

Gotta go get Hadlee from the bus.....I'll talk to y'all later!

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

Reminds me when my sister, BIL & I were cleaning out my mom's house after she passed. Who finds mom's vibration toy hidden away? Yeah, me. I showed it to my BIL and somehow managed to ask, with a straight face, what it was.

oh lord...What did you say?

 

[shawluvsbirds]

I'm glad that guys daughter didn't find it actually. She was such a nice lady and was so grieved about losing her dad. . that would have been awful for her to find that thing!

 

[Fields Mountain Farm]

I might have egged it on a bit once I realised he thought we would think it was his. . of course we didn't think that why would you put it in there and then ask us to look in there!
He was pretty crazy man but not stupid. Lol