I would have been tempted to deck him!Once upon a time, I went to the store to buy duck food. I thought they had small bags, but I was wrong. So...thankfully the pile of 50 pound bags was pretty high. All I had to do was hip check the bag while pulling & bam, in my cart.![]()
At the register, the cashier didn't ask if I needed help like normal. I asked her, she got on her little walkie talkie thing & asked who was on for help. Well, of course, Josh is on break & Conner is late for his shift. So she says Josh can help you in 10 minutes.
No way lady. Out to my car with the cart. Guess how deep the sides of that cart looks now. I gotta wrestle it up & over the sides into my trunk. Try #1 bag slips out of my hands. During try #2, guy asks...can I have yer cart when yer done. Sure dude, gimme a minute here. Very close, but no luck. I didn't have my hand secured well enough on the bottom of the bag. Try #3 Good grip, but the dam cart rolls so my trunk is out of reach. Try #4. Nailed it. Meanwhile, guy just stands there watching. Waiting for my cart. Really guy? You with the marine patch? No help?
I'm not even stood up yet from my trunk & guy says, I'm gonna take this now, okay?
Now will someone please come over, get the duck food out of my trunk & while you're here, please open my jar of pickles?![]()
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