Welcome to the Cluck Shack

[MagpieDucks]

@MissNutmeg

 

[MissNutmeg]

*boom* I have arrived




Now uh what do we talk about?

 

[MissNutmeg]

Math, economics, history, science.... hmmmm


AHA! We could talk about all the calculations/equations it took to get that rocket into space and back again!!!

 

[MissNutmeg]

@Abriana

 

[Abriana]

There are a lot @chickencheeper. Can a few more peeps just page thru and find some moments that were special to them? It will make a great little momento.

EMMA!

Nicest thing?
Became my friend

Grabs dat frien also. Now has a hoard of smol friends.

You is immediately frien. Eat all the foods.

Of course! I'd be glad to help! *dumps our 2 feet of snow in Peeps yard*.

NO TAKE IT BACK ;-; *grabs shovel and throws snow everywhere*

I’m building a rubber band ball from scratch. This is how far I got in 10+ minutesView attachment 1246602

Make sure he eats all his important minerals…like lead

Let's play press the middle button





I will be there in a rap came at the door If the door and I don't know if you want to know if you have a good day at work and I don't know if you want to do the same time as you can

I WANT A BYC T-SHIRT!!!

I'm wearing my "I may seem quiet and reserved, but if you mess with my chickens I will unleash a level of crazy that will make you nightmares seem like a happy place" shirt All of which is true, except maybe the first part. XD

That sounds like something my sister would do.
*pours hand sanitizer on you (popcorn scented, I love that kind!)*

*leaps forward* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*falls to knees*
*glares at Abri*







Run

*looks smug until I see your face, slowly dusts off hands, still watching you puts out fire...RUNS*

Chicky-egg oh chicky-egg
Please oh please peck out soon.
If you don't
I will cry
Chicky-egg peck out soon!

Chickie squeak
Chickie Peep
I want to see more than just your Beak.

Stormy fell asleep on someone’s headphones. Made for an adorable picture: View attachment 1256253

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Meet Wesley Luke our new beagle!!

*gives everybody a dum dum lolli pop*

Page 700!!!​

I’m in the bathroom to get out of school. It smells like vinegar and blood in here. When I came in I saw this.View attachment 1257094i almost passed out. Till I looked around the wall:View attachment 1257096it’s friggin hot sauce. Not a dead body

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Easter bunny poop?!

ACK NO!!! CANDEEEEE!!!

Not the best of the two
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best one of the two
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She may not be convinced but the fact that she even thinks about it is mind blowing.
Here is how the conversation with my mom would go.
Me: hey can i have some inside ducks?
Mom: no
Me: but mom, i really just-
Mom: no
Me: I’ll clean up after them!
Mom: no
Me: can i ask dad?
Mom: no. Now way are we having birds in the house. They stink and get dust everywhere. No.
Me: *stomps off to room*

Oh, here are the snow photos! These were what I got around lunch:

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You asked for it. ;~;

Aww, sorry to hear that, Abri. I'll send up a prayer for ya.





Speaking of sickness, I've had a deep cough for awhile now, and apparently longer than I realized...
*At dinner*
Mom: *casually as though she's blabbing about the transvestites snot-encrusted preschoolers commit* You've had that cough for almost three weeks now.
Me: Uh...yeah. Sure.
Mom: We've gotta watch that. Knowing your history with weak lungs, pneumonia could easily set it before you know it.
Me: *~* K den, Mom. Whatever you say.

What? Oh, hypochondriac?
Nope, I know it well.

Ha. Ha.

SARAH IS A LIVING DICTIONARY

AGREED.
Go there to get bad service and junk shoved down your throat and injected in to you, then hooked up to junk like a phone on a charger. Then get a different sickness with the dude across the curtain coughing up kumquat knows what.
UGH HOSPITALS MAKE ME NAUSEOUS

YOU REMEMBERED THAT I LOVE FETA!!!! *HUGZ* *eats all salad throws up*

*Watches as it snows feta outside*

*Runs out and makes feta cheese man*

FLUFF FLUFF THERE IS LITERALLY SOMEONE CALLED KUMQUAT!!!!
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Noice.

*SCREAMS*

*UNEASHES SPIDER*
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HEY WHOA THERE WHOA THERE! I BUILT THIS HOUSE AND RENTED IT TO YOU AND I SPECIFICALLY SAID NO PETS ALLOWED ESPECIALLY BIG SPIDERS!

WELL GUESS WHAT

































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NOW THATS REALLY PUSHIN IT FLUFF!
Ok fine. You may have a giant spider dog as long as it is kind and gentle. If it eats the chickens I will put it in a mixing bowl and turn on thr beaters and well...goodbye dog spider....hello smushed mush.

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Here you go. has honey from my husbands uncle who keeps bees. Kinda has a bees wax flavour. And super lemony.

Awwww thanks i wish I could actually drink it! Homegrown honey must be delicious! My mouth is watering....

Wait wait, who put veternarian down (in the poll)??? Whoo whoo???!


I shall be your friend forever.

Me tooooooo! I want to swim in the creek, smell the honeysuckle, eat the blackberries, and walk barefoot on our warm dirt path!

Ask him if he can spell APPENZELLER SPITZHAUBEN off the top of his head.

*cry* you had a great opportunity to brag about my spelling skills!

Should down the hall at him and ask him if he knows how many eggs the average chicken laid in 1945!

Yes. If you see that kid, would you tell him we are all awesome?

Ask him how to spell CREVECOEUR!!

Oh and get that kid to join BYC!

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YUS GLITTER *MANIACAL LAUGH*

Sorry there’s so many!

 

[chickencheeper]

There are a lot @chickencheeper. Can a few more peeps just page thru and find some moments that were special to them? It will make a great little momento.



































































































Sorry there’s so many!

Just include them all and add the posts for 100,200,300,400,500,600,800,900pages?

 

[Abriana]

Just include them all and add the posts for 100,200,300,400,500,600,800,900pages?

What do you mean?

 

[chickencheeper]

What do you mean?

The posts that say “woot we have reached (x) pages!” Or something like that

 

[Abriana]

The posts that say “woot we have reached (x) pages!” Or something like that

Ahh yes. I’ll find them.

 

[Abriana]

We didn’t have one for 100 pages!

Woooohhoooo

We made it!

Woooooohooooooo!!!!!! 300 pages!!

Uhhh… guys I just realized: we got 400 PAGES!!!!
Calling all swan ponders!!! ​

Woot! 500 pages!!!!!​

WOOHOO! WE MADE IT TO 600!!

Page 700!!!​

700 HUNDRED PAGES PEEPS!!

We made it 800 without even realizing!

YAY!!!!!!!!!!! 900 pages! Only another 100 to go. When we reach 1000(posts) I call the 1000th post and then @DiamondSwan can make a speech afterwards. No exceptions