Welcome Ye Who Dare To Cluck.....

[SulkyBantam]

Oh you cant do BOTH first

 

[SulkyBantam]

Sorry ignore me

 

[black_cat]

BOTH!

yes but which FIRST

 

[Misfits Farm 92]

yes but which FIRST

The Coop Cleaning Conspiracy because I've already heard The Perilously Snowy Day!

 

[SulkyBantam]

Jade I saw that vote! GRRR!

 

[CaliFarmsAR]

 

[TheAlrightyGina]

When I was a teenager, my dad got fed up of having to fix the fence every time there was a storm and rounding up escaped cattle, so he decided to get rid of our small herd. He wanted one more to put in the freezer though, so we kept a young Angus bull calf. Well, the poor thing came of age without a heifer in sight, so he took a liking to this big blue plastic barrel we had. I didn't know about their connection at first, but one day I went out to feed our livestock, and I heard the strangest commotion. I crested the hill to our back pasture and what did I see? He was having a go at his artificial lady friend, but in his...youthful inexperience he'd not thought to get it on solid ground. So there I stood transfixed and watched as he mounted that barrel and got to it, only to have it roll away down the hill a ways, him along with it. He was perplexed but undeterred--I couldn't stop staring as he did it twice more--before they finally reached the bottom of the hill. At that point things got a bit more mature than funny and I decided to give the happy couple their privacy.

I still wonder if eating him is the reason I like Data on Star Trek so much.

 

[SulkyBantam]

When I was a teenager, my dad got fed up of having to fix the fence every time there was a storm and rounding up escaped cattle, so he decided to get rid of our small herd. He wanted one more to put in the freezer though, so we kept a young Angus bull calf. Well, the poor thing came of age without a heifer in sight, so he took a liking to this big blue plastic barrel we had. I didn't know about their connection at first, but one day I went out to feed our livestock, and I heard the strangest commotion. I crested the hill to our back pasture and what did I see? He was having a go at his artificial lady friend, but in his...youthful inexperience he'd not thought to get it on solid ground. So there I stood transfixed and watched as he mounted that barrel and got to it, only to have it roll away down the hill a ways, him along with it. He was perplexed but undeterred--I couldn't stop staring as he did it twice more--before they finally reached the bottom of the hill. At that point things got a bit more mature than funny and I decided to give the happy couple their privacy.

I still wonder if eating him is the reason I like Data on Star Trek so much.

 

[SulkyBantam]

@Corbdee

 

[Corbdee]

@Corbdee

Uh oh