What are some funny things people "know" about hens?

[chickenprincess92]

I think the funniest thing someone told me is, "You can't have eggs without a rooster, you should know that you have chickens!"

 

[Chickenkate17]

People say that to me ALL the time!!!

I'm like do humans need a guy to release an egg?...I think not...

 

[ams3651]

people also seem to know that chickens are dirty and smelly

 

[Teach97]

hens don't have spurs...don't tell my ladies...

 

[Flippacase]

"all chickens have lice"...obviously...

 

[coachsue]

that hens don't ever crow. Mine have.

 

[GammaPoppyLilyFlutter]

Chickens will get everybody sick, no matter what

 

[Illia]

Green (and I'm sure blue) eggs have less cholesterol.

 

[annaraven]

Having chickens will draw flies...

Uhhhh no. They eat the maggots that would have become flies....

 

[featherbaby]

An AWFUL lot of people have been sleeping through science class, it appears.