What Breed Of Snake Is This?

[gritsar]

Quote:
Hey Gritty, aren't snakes just loooooooooooong spiders without legs? they bite your eyes and suck out your brains.

Impy

Pretty much, but you forgot the part about their bites leaving you twitching in pain and foaming at the mouth.

 

[gritsar]

Quote:

I take it back.... Call off the curse.

I'll behave from now on...

I need awhile to think about it. In the meantime, isn't it time for your nap?


That will give me time to consult with Sourland.

 

[redhen]

Quote:
Hey Gritty, aren't snakes just loooooooooooong spiders without legs? they bite your eyes and suck out your brains.

Impy

No! But i aint looking forward to stepping on one of her babies this winter when they slither under my bedroom door and come inside for warmth...

I'm going to go down there now and see if i can find her and get a rake and get her out of there.... (i dont want to kill her.. maybe i can just try to hook her on the end of a rake?...or i got one of those old people grabby things on a pole.... that might work better, but the rake is longer..

..)
If you never hear from me again.... well... tell them the body is in the basement...

 

[Imp]

Quote:
Hey Gritty, aren't snakes just loooooooooooong spiders without legs? they bite your eyes and suck out your brains.

Impy

Pretty much, but you forgot the part about their bites leaving you twitching in pain and foaming at the mouth.

It was out during the day.

PROBABLY HAS RABIES!

quick everyone, run away from Massachusetts

Impster

 

[gritsar]

Quote:
Hey Gritty, aren't snakes just loooooooooooong spiders without legs? they bite your eyes and suck out your brains.

Impy

No! But i aint looking forward to stepping on one of her babies this winter when they slither under my bedroom door and come inside for warmth...

I'm going to go down there now and see if i can find her and get a rake and get her out of there.... (i dont want to kill her.. maybe i can just try to hook her on the end of a rake?...or i got one of those old people grabby things on a pole.... that might work better, but the rake is longer..

..)
If you never hear from me again.... well... tell them the body is in the basement...

That would be the best thing to do. She's beneficial. So are mocassins, but umm, what's one less mocassin around here?

By the way, when they slither into house looking for warmth at night they usually find sleeping people to be a pretty good choice.

 

[gritsar]

Quote:
Pretty much, but you forgot the part about their bites leaving you twitching in pain and foaming at the mouth.

It was out during the day.

PROBABLY HAS RABIES!

quick everyone, run away from Massachusetts

Impster

Oh my, I didn't think about that! Yes, definitely rabid. Doesn't rabies tranfer to the young in utero? Lots of rabid water snakes and they were so fortunate to pick an animal lover like Red as their new owner.

 

[gritsar]

Imagine how much Red will enjoy waking up one cold morning, putting her feet on the floor and stepping on this:

 

[yinepu]

if i was there i would come pick her up for ya.. i just grab them with my hands..

 

[halo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVSXH1aDP8A

Wasnt Mike Rowe catching northern watersnakes here?

 

[redhen]

Quote:
Pretty much, but you forgot the part about their bites leaving you twitching in pain and foaming at the mouth.

It was out during the day.

PROBABLY HAS RABIES!

quick everyone, run away from Massachusetts

Impster

I had my shots, so i'm safe..