Ascholten
Free Ranging
I am so tired of the endless bull$^% BUY BUY NOW !!!!!
SPEND YOUR MONEY NOW !!!!
THIS YEAR SUCKED BUT SPEND MORE MONEY YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW !!!!!!
HURRY it's Black Friday - we will put 1 item out of 1000 on sale and YOU need to SPEND MONEY NOW.
HURRY it's Small Business Saturday - you need to run out and SPEND MONEY NOW - if you don't then you are communist nazi bastard who hates your country !!!!
HUIRRY it's cyber Monday - take your G-D adderall and get out of the depression you got from spending way too money that you don't have on @#%t that you don't need and SPEND MORE MONEY NOW!!!~
iT'S Tired of Turkey TUESDAY !!! - Sick of leftovers yet, well GO OUT AND EAT SOMETHING DIFFERENT, SPEND even MORE MONEY NOW !!!!
It's WTF did I just do Wednesday, Luckily for YOU -- the year don't reset until January - so you still have PLENTY OF MONEY TO SPEND - on your health care card - If we did OUR job right, you already pissed away your max deduction, so we'll throw a tiny bone back at you, go ahead get that last of the year appointment in with your shrink because you are GONNA NEED all those pills. TRUST US, we are NOT going to let up on pushing you to SPEND MONEY until way into the middle of next January. Yep you heard me right.
GIVE THAT GRANNY A ZANNY !!!!
She Don't even need to get up off her Fanny~~
Just Sit Right there,
In your Big Comfy Chair.
and click on the link in our Spammy !
~~ Chicken Man
SPEND YOUR MONEY NOW !!!!
THIS YEAR SUCKED BUT SPEND MORE MONEY YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW !!!!!!
HURRY it's Black Friday - we will put 1 item out of 1000 on sale and YOU need to SPEND MONEY NOW.
HURRY it's Small Business Saturday - you need to run out and SPEND MONEY NOW - if you don't then you are communist nazi bastard who hates your country !!!!
HUIRRY it's cyber Monday - take your G-D adderall and get out of the depression you got from spending way too money that you don't have on @#%t that you don't need and SPEND MORE MONEY NOW!!!~
iT'S Tired of Turkey TUESDAY !!! - Sick of leftovers yet, well GO OUT AND EAT SOMETHING DIFFERENT, SPEND even MORE MONEY NOW !!!!
It's WTF did I just do Wednesday, Luckily for YOU -- the year don't reset until January - so you still have PLENTY OF MONEY TO SPEND - on your health care card - If we did OUR job right, you already pissed away your max deduction, so we'll throw a tiny bone back at you, go ahead get that last of the year appointment in with your shrink because you are GONNA NEED all those pills. TRUST US, we are NOT going to let up on pushing you to SPEND MONEY until way into the middle of next January. Yep you heard me right.
GIVE THAT GRANNY A ZANNY !!!!
She Don't even need to get up off her Fanny~~
Just Sit Right there,
In your Big Comfy Chair.
and click on the link in our Spammy !
~~ Chicken Man