Minanora
The Cuckoo Lady
I'm home after my 'birthday' weekend. Everything except ONE plant lived. The plant that died, a darn gopher ate it at the base. A pumpkin vine. I'm sad, but at the same time.... Holy crap there's so much corn! Each stalk that is making ears; has 3 ears per stalk. However we're getting tassels without silks; we'll see how this pans out. But the sweet corn is about 10' tall now. Holy sheesus.
Also, yesterday at the lake it was 114 degrees. We stayed in the water all day. I also.... well, on Friday night, saw headlights on my property at the lake at about 9pm. it was really hot, so I was in skibbies.... we were getting ready for bed in our camper; I saw the headlights, I didn't have arms (this is a good thing.... you'll see), I busted out of our camper, in my skibbies, into the blinding headlights. I noted the following as I stepped onto the dirt: "This is not my BIL car, this is not my SILs car, this is not my best friends truck... THESE ARE TRESSPASSERS!!!! RED!!!!!! CODE RED!. Ehem, So, I bust out... the first thing that comes out of my lady mouth "EXCUSE ME, YOU KNOW YOU'RE 'profane; TRESSPASSING, RIGHT?!" Mind you, our generator is running full tilt, so I can't hear anything well, I'm being blinded by LED headlights.... ehem.... I hear, very gently, lightly.... 'Chill out, it's me." .... >.> "Who?!" (can't hear for crap)..... "WHO ARE YOU?!" .... softly, "Robert" Omg... it's my cousin, a Senior Sherriff, and his little deputy.
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"ROBERT!? OMG.... I'm so sorry!!!! Let me go get some pants on. I'll be right back." I scared his deputy so bad. XD
I was literally going to get in their car and leave them there for the authorities to pick up, or otherwise attach to the vehicle to go to the authorities. XD In my underwear. Yup. No shoes even. What is wrong with me...
Also, yesterday at the lake it was 114 degrees. We stayed in the water all day. I also.... well, on Friday night, saw headlights on my property at the lake at about 9pm. it was really hot, so I was in skibbies.... we were getting ready for bed in our camper; I saw the headlights, I didn't have arms (this is a good thing.... you'll see), I busted out of our camper, in my skibbies, into the blinding headlights. I noted the following as I stepped onto the dirt: "This is not my BIL car, this is not my SILs car, this is not my best friends truck... THESE ARE TRESSPASSERS!!!! RED!!!!!! CODE RED!. Ehem, So, I bust out... the first thing that comes out of my lady mouth "EXCUSE ME, YOU KNOW YOU'RE 'profane; TRESSPASSING, RIGHT?!" Mind you, our generator is running full tilt, so I can't hear anything well, I'm being blinded by LED headlights.... ehem.... I hear, very gently, lightly.... 'Chill out, it's me." .... >.> "Who?!" (can't hear for crap)..... "WHO ARE YOU?!" .... softly, "Robert" Omg... it's my cousin, a Senior Sherriff, and his little deputy.
o.o
"ROBERT!? OMG.... I'm so sorry!!!! Let me go get some pants on. I'll be right back." I scared his deputy so bad. XD
I was literally going to get in their car and leave them there for the authorities to pick up, or otherwise attach to the vehicle to go to the authorities. XD In my underwear. Yup. No shoes even. What is wrong with me...
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