What do you get when....

[dadthebaker]

you put a cow and and ducks in a crate???



A box of quackers and milk.

 

[Fierlin1182]

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?

A woolly jumper.

That's VERY lame but the better ones I know probably aren't suitable for BYC.

 

[yankeedoodle300]

Q: what do you get when you throw a red rock into a blue sea????









































































A: Nothing. It Just Sinks. Dur!

 

[Zinnia-Hen]

Q: What do you get when you mix E.T. with McDonalds?

A: An extra cholesterol.

Very lame, I know...

 

[horsecrazychicklovingkid]

Q. What do you call a crazy spaceman?



A. An astronut.

 

[dadthebaker]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!


I have fallen into the Corny Zone!


Ya'll are goofy goobers! maybe someday you'll be cool, like me!!! <cackling> lol

{{{hugs}}}

 

[Fierlin1182]

Oh, we're very cool already. We're so cool that most of the time we're pottering around talking to ourselves.

(Just kidding!!)

 

[onlyme8]

Haha

So I call my sister a ginger because she has red hair, and I made this up when I was little:
What do you get when you mix Aubree (my sister) with carbonated water?

Ginger Ale.

Very corny, I know

 

[canesisters]

What do ya get when you cross dog with a daisy?



A collie-flower.

 

[Kathylovesherchickens]

Quote:
I like that one! Very clever!