oh....alright then.... if you insist....but there is a story that goes with it so you will have read it to get the full benefit of the meaning cat-suck...
Growing up on the farm we had cats out the ying-yang, sometimes the mom cat would abandon one and we would take over the care. Well a kitten that is weaned too early longs for uh... well...uh... sugar teat, so to speak. Even after fully grown this one cat would suck on anything that had some type of nap to it. He would actually nurse the thing, making biscuits (trying to get the milk out) And when he was done the area where he sucked would stand on it's own. Therefore, dubbed the name CAT-SUCK! So anything that looks bad, yucky etc. is graced with the name of cat-suck. My mom always commented to me that she was amazed how I went into the bathroom in the mornings looking like cat-suck, and when I came back out I was pretty as a peach. Cat-suck,...reckon they might put that in Webster's?
Now aren't you sorry you asked?