
I have an OEGB who thinks she's a quarter-pound of mean mama! I proudly boast 9 unique scars on my arms- all courtesy of the dear mommy bird! In the rare instance she's off the nest (about 1 in 1,000,000,000,000,000 seconds), she will actually SPUR you like a rooster! And that sound she makes...

It's a cross between nails on a chalkboard, a poodle howling, a cat vomiting, and a parrot screeching.

Next time Starlight goes broody, I have a room booked at the local Holiday Inn for 21 days...
BROODY STSRLIGHT IS COMING TO COOP!
BROODY STARLIGHT IS COMING TO COOP!
BROODY STARLIGHT
IS
COMING
TO TOWN!!!
You'd better watch out, you'd better not trip.
You'd better not walk outside!
I'M TELLING YOU WHY-
BROODY STARLIGHT
IS
COMING

TO TOWN!!!