Oh boy... Who goes to 
walmart at 2am? I gotta raise my hand for that one  
  DH and I left the store and next to our truck was a BIG lady screaming into her cell phone swearing up one side and down the next. She would then start screaming at the people who were with her  
      SO CLASSY!
I think the best conversation I've ever heard though, was at an auction. It was an auction where they had just about everything under the sun, and then some. We were standing at a certain table with a family beside us... You know - T's with arms cut off, guys weigh 300# +, women weigh... Well the same 
 Tattoos EVERYWHERE (nothing wrong with tattoos, but they were all BIG tractors and equipment... Just added to the effect  
) The father said to his 13 year old daughter - Father: "I just bought you some underwear"
Daughter: "USED!"
Father: "well, yeah"
Daughter: "Dad, that's GROSS!!!!"
Father: "Well, I figured you were gunna wash 'em first"
O  M  G!!!!!!!! I had to move away from them before I split from laughter!