Ok, so, long story short, i have this coworker. She has this magical power, she finds abandoned animals on her nightly walks. Should she change routes? Undoubtedly. Anyway, she found this little yellow thing. Hes a big dude now, ive had him about a week and a half and hes grown a lot already. People at my job speculate hes a turkey, others think he's a rooster. I thought he was a turkey, now i think hes a foghorn leghorn. Anywho, my coworker bequeathed this unknown creature onto me, and i was gonna wait til he grew to see what he was gonna be, but i just cant wait! Part of the reason is that hes really cute and im in love with his stupid personality and i want to keep him, i hope hes a girl and in fact not a turkey, or a miraculously untroublesome one. So im asking you, backyard chickens forum, to bestow upon me your expertise. What is this little puffer? Chicken? Turkey? Male? Female? Unrelated: his name is Clark Gobble.