What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

What is this chicken thinking?

No, I didn't get a tattoo.

 

[theoldchick]

Help!!

Cow: Which one of you gals laid an egg on my back?

 

[Henrietta2]

What is this chicken thinking?

"I'm telling you Gertrude, if we follow one of these huge things around they put out huge treats with oats in them, that you can warm your feet on when you scratch!"

 

[Henrietta2]

What is this chicken thinking?

"HEY! WHY IS NO ONE HERE ADMIRING HOW HANDSOME I AM!!!"

 

[Cynthia12]

What is Penny saying?

 

[NickyKnack]

What is Penny saying?

(Penny talking with an educational voice) Remember ladies, your posture at all times. You don't want to look undignified, do you? Because, what happens in the nest box is magic. Now note my tail is positioned slightly higher than my head. Also notice, I'm sitting parallel to the viewer. That way they get to see your good posture. But most of all smile, because they almost always have cameras!

 

[daniellecm]

I can't wait for my spurs to grow in.

Beautiful chicken what breed

 

[silly4buttons]

Looks like you need CPR. I'll do mouth-to-beak.

That was a good one! I love that pic.

 

[silly4buttons]

Rooster:  I'll protect you.

Hen:  From what?   My wattles weigh more than you.

 

[silly4buttons]

Rooster:  I'll protect you.

Hen:  From what?   My wattles weigh more than you.

Sorry I messup the other post.