What is this chicken thinking?

[BantamFan4Life]

He's like: "I'm the boss here."

 

[NickyKnack]

Sesame couldn't find a thing to wear in all of the laundry until... She found a pair of jeans on the bed laid out just right.

I have three words as to why I'm the new poo fairy. They are...BREAD FEED GEESE.

 

[BantamFan4Life]

Sesame couldn't find a thing to wear in all of the laundry until...
She found a pair of jeans on the bed laid out just right.

Don't take me back to the coop! This is where I belong!

 

[NickyKnack]

Well just look at this botched hair cut. I told that barber, I wanted PORK CHOP sideburns. What did i get? T- BONE!!

 

[BantamFan4Life]

It's that camera again...

 

[NickyKnack]

We picked up new pullets from the farm today, what is this girl thinking as she rides to her new home in my truck?

This just goes to show, there is no truth in advertising. It's just a matter of perspective.

 

[NickyKnack]

Mossy is bending Goldies ear... what's she saying?

( First hen ) Hey, I ate some mint, does it make my breath smell good or can you still smell the cabbage? ( Second hen ) Oh my goodness, just a mental note for next time. Mint +cabbage = not a good idea. That is rank.

 

[NickyKnack]

No! I'll tell you this one more time, I'm Han Solo and you're Chewbacca! I have the great head of hair and you have the hairy feet.

 

[Mr Beaks]

Mossy is bending Goldies ear... what's she saying?

( First hen ) Hey, I ate some mint, does it make my breath smell good or can you still smell the cabbage? ( Second hen ) Oh my goodness, just a mental note for next time. Mint +cabbage = not a good idea. That is rank.

 

[NickyKnack]

What is she thinking?

My comb's not deflated, it's an awning for my eye. Don't give me that look, I've seen you use your hand the same way human!