What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

Put that nose to work and preen my fanny!

 

[Shellz]

Yep, that's pasty butt alright!

 

[JacobMaxwell]

What's he thinking?

 

[GatsbysGirl]

 

[GatsbysGirl]

 

[JacobMaxwell]

I'm the boss around here. If I tell you to do something, do it.

 

[JacobMaxwell]

"Don't hate me because I am beautiful.... "





"Just wait until Mr. Roo comes up to roost, giggle giggle.... I will drop a BIG one right on his head. Teach him to wing dance HER ..."

 

[BinaryChicken]

What's he thinking?

"Don't look at me!, Don't look at my hens!, In fact don't even look at this coop!

 

[theoldchick]

What's he thinking?

What the cluck are you doing?

 

[pipdzipdnreadytogo]

What do you think Scooter (at the top of the picture) is thinking?