What is this chicken thinking?

[Suzie]

What's my little Appenzeller Spitzhauben thinking?

I am the eagle eyed junior spy...wanna hear what I have seen from up here on high?

 

[Suzie]

Yes hang your head in shame girl....how could you embarrass us all by strutting around all day with that dingleberry hanging on your backside...we are the laughing stock of the neighbourhood thanks to you not ensuring you had a butt inspection before leaving the coop! Tut...tut...

 

[Suzie]

This is the perfect butt...no dingleberry here...butt inspection completed...off you go and enjoy your day.

 

[Suzie]

Nope...no sign of any feed yet...we just can't get reliable staff here...shout to Mom will you..or even better get Lying Larry to have a word in her ear...you know that gentle crowing that could split your eardrums...food, food and more food please...

 

[csaylorchickens]

What u looking at?

 

[Suzie]

What u looking at?

Hey...chauffeur...you are late...this is my..I am not amused look...get it ? Now get that red and yellow racing car over here pronto...we need to cross the road without incident...why? why? it is of no concern of yours as to why did the chicken cross the road...

 

[theoldchick]

Did you take the keys to my buggy?

 

[NickyKnack]

What u looking at?

Why yes, that egg car does happen to belong to us. What of it? Well at lest it's eco-friendly. Unlike your gas guzzler you drove up in.

 

[NickyKnack]

 

[NickyKnack]