What is this chicken thinking?

[FlyWheel]

*GROAN*

 

[theoldchick]

Don't even think about painting my nails.

 

[theoldchick]

I'm not calling her fat. You call her fat.

 

[theoldchick]

 

[theoldchick]

 

[RoostersAreAwesome]

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"Agh! My wattles are trying to escape!"

 

[Faraday40]

I can hear them singing (from Beauty & The Beast)
Hens:
Who plays darts like Gaston?
Who breaks hearts like Gaston?
Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston?
Rooster: As a Specimen, Yes, I'm intimidating!
All: My, what a guy, that Gaston!

 

[Q-tip the indoor chicken]

 

[FlyWheel]

"This close enough?"

 

[Faraday40]