What is this chicken thinking?

[OneCrazyCowgirl]

#1- Aw snap, the cops.
#2- Hello Chickens, I'm just like you. Now come and lets eat dinner.

 

[Phoenix Chicken]

Hen 1: ... And so I was like " Oh no you didn't!" and then she was all in my face and she said " well you should have gotten there first. after all, Stan likes my better."...
hen 2: My, my!
hen 3: well I don't know about you guys, But I think that i'm prettyer. Stan is sure to see me first.
hen 1: Oh no you didn't!

 

[Phoenix Chicken]

1st hen: La!
2nd hen: La!
3rd hen: La!
4th hen: La la!
All: We are the singing chickens!

 

[Phoenix Chicken]

Oh crap, my camouflage ain't working.

 

[lizard of oz]

 

[TurtlePowerTrav]

I am thinking about getting my beard trimmed, should I go with a goatee?

 

[SilkiesForEver]

How bout this one?

 

[lizard of oz]

How bout this one?

look at my new tree house!!!!!

 

[TurtlePowerTrav]

How bout this one?

I am not only pretty, but smart too, see I flew all the way up into this tree.

 

[theoldchick]

Isn't my beard beautiful?