What is this chicken thinking?

[K-12 Chickens]

Red chicken: "Do you mind if we ask what this orange stuff might be?"
White chicken: "Yes, I agree. It looks rather peculiar."

 

[K-12 Chickens]

"Man! I really need to lay off those extra bread crusts!"

 

[sezjasper]

This was me, before Jenny Craig

 

[cluckcluckgirl]

Caption- "My friends always tell me I'm fat. Honestly, I just have a lot of feathers. Maybe I should consider a molt."

 

[bluedragonfire]

Who thought using the blow dryer on me was a good idea?!?!?!

 

[theoldchick]

Blue Mille fleur D'uccle

Harrumph! Nobody touch this paper towel.

 

[theoldchick]

I'm coming Stan!

 

[theoldchick]

No carbohydrates on your new diet! I said, NO!

 

[Wishing4Wings]

I'm coming Stan!

Stan better watch out. He may have met his match here!

 

[cheeka]

she's got treats, i know she's got treats, she has to have treats, she always has treats, i'm gonna get some treats!

seriously, that is a stunning gal... I love sufper fluffy chickens