What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

Avon Lady here!

 

[lightchick]

(buff orpington) ..and Lucy went crazy and ran over her husband, who then chased her out of the coop!
(other chicken) What? Really? Her husband is SO mean!

(hens gossiping)

 

[DuckRaiser]

Yes! it is true! I laid my FIRST egg today! Yay me!

 

[Suzie]

BO to her companion....heard of B.O.? It's not Buff Orpington in your case...it's body odor.....get yourself some under wing deodorant....

 

[Sylviaanne]

Go Away! I don't want to talk to you!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Stop pushing my head down!

 

[Sylviaanne]

Becky, sweetie, turn over. You're snoring again.

 

[Frindizzle]

Um, yes. I was looking for some worms, and I wandered on to your porch.

 

[Sylviaanne]

Yeah, I know she's back there but she doesn't know I know.

 

[Sylviaanne]

She's such a slave driver! Why do we have to pull the weeds?