What is this chicken thinking?

[familyfarm1]

*BANG*
Chicken: What? Play dead!

 

[Mountain Peeps]

"This is control tower, you have been granted permission for take off 747 white poultry albatross"

 

[theoldchick]

Chick: I bet I can fit in your ear.
Cat: I bet you can fit in my mouth.

 

[theoldchick]

These shoes don't fit my feet.

 

[theoldchick]

My landing gear has malfunctioned! I'm coming in hot, hot, hot! Clear the runway!

 

[ChickyChickens]

My landing gear has malfunctioned! I'm coming in hot, hot, hot! Clear the runway!

LOL!

 

[FourteenChicks]

I know tilli isn't a chicken but can she please still be captioned?

 

[3goodeggs]

Oh yes! She has to be. It is the face my son makes when he thinks the milk has gone bad.

 

[ChickyChickens]

Oh my golly goodness! I think you've stepped on a real nasty poop over there! You know those nasty light brown, mushy and runny ones!?
Eeeeewww! This is what I call sour milk mommy! Get me some more NOW!

se still be captioned?

 

[earlyredrooster]

I know tilli isn't a chicken but can she please still be captioned?

Which one of you chicks pooped in my bowl of cream?! Durn kids.