What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

 

[TwoCrows]

If you get any closer, I will flap you with one of my wattles!!

 

[TwoCrows]

Hey!...Some of us just don't care for the corn kernels....we just like the inner cob!

 

[TwoCrows]

(hen in the middle) Poor Lucy...I am not going to tell her she has been walking around all day with straw stuck to her butt.

 

[TwoCrows]

Alright...who ever keeps leaving their feet feathers laying around needs to pick them up pronto!!

 

[TwoCrows]

 

[Frindizzle]

I saw my wedding ring around here SOMEWHERE!

 

[theoldchick]

All right girls! Time to move the gravel to the other side of the yard!

 

[sunflour]

• I know a gal, lives on a hill,
  She won't dance but her sister will.
• Now promenade!!!

 

[sunflour]

Where 's my contact lens???