What is this chicken thinking?

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*BANG*
Chicken: What? Play dead!
Human says " this is not what I meant when I say I go to sleep with the chickens"
 
(Rooster matter of factly) "Right then, today's meeting will offishly come to order. Let us all say the pledge."

(All) "I am a nice chicken.
Not a mindless eating machine.
If I am to change this image; I must first change myself.
Worms are friends, not food..."

(Rooster) "Hello, my name is Bruce."
(Hens in boring voice) "Hello Bruce."
(Rooster) "It has been three weeks since my last worm."

(This is copied and changed from Finding Nemo)
 

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