What is this chicken thinking?

[lightchick]

 

[Gargoyle]

My chickens should join this group! They won't even look at a worm twice! My Silkie will eat worms though...

Mine either. But they'll fight tooth and nail (beak and claw?) over a grasshopper.

 

[theoldchick]

What do you mean I have to live out here?

 

[theoldchick]

 

[FourteenChicks]

I don't shave my chest feathers...I'm naturally bald!

 

[3chickchicks]

Someone has changed the regular coffee for something as weak as tea and now look! I'm losing all of my chest feathers. When I find you, I will peck you.

 

[3chickchicks]

I don't know who you are.
I don't know what you want.
If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have any scratch.
But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career of scratching.
Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
If you let my chick go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you...*pauses dramatically*
...and I will peck you.

 

[ShinShien]

What's Moon (the horse) thinking?

 

[Frindizzle]

What's Moon (the horse) thinking?

Smells like chicken.

 

[FourteenChicks]

What's Moon (the horse) thinking?

Moo.
No wait that's not right…