What is this chicken thinking?

[Sylviaanne]

Look, there's no one coming. Let's cross the road.
No, I like the bugs right here. They are nice and juicy, they must have been under the road for a long time.

 

[BantamLover55]

Small chicken to big chicken: Don't cross that road! You'll never hear the end of it!

 

[sunflour]

Little chic says " Why not cross the road" and mom replies" Because everyone will wonder why we did it and I want them to wonder why we did not cross the road!"

 

[Gargoyle]

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth
In search of worms and grasshoppers.

-Robert Frosted

 

[Sylviaanne]

I'm not walking on that path. It could be electrified! I know they can't have electrified all the grassy sections.

 

[familyfarm1]

Chicken 1: Do not cluck.
Chicken 2: Do not lay.
Chicken 3: Do not scratch.
Chicken 4: DO NOT READ!
Chicken 5: Or else!

 

[familyfarm1]

Let me go!!! Help nails!

 

[Gargoyle]

A big pink berry! If I bite it enough I can break it into small edible bits...

 

[RubyRose717]

 

[Gargoyle]

I"m the 20,000th post in this thread but I don't care. It's my nap time, that's all that matters.