What is this chicken thinking?

[Sylviaanne]

What is this chicken thinking?

Don't you step on my twigs! I just got them lined up the way I want them.

 

[Sylviaanne]

What is this chicken thinking?

I'm tired, I'm wet and my fluff is a mess, how do you think I feel?

 

[NickyKnack]

Broody hen they tell me! So what if I choose not to fully lay my egg. So what if I wanted to keep it extra close. Well they sure couldn't get my egg, now could they! Don't they realize it's mine anyway! However, I really didn't think ahead to when it hatched:/ who knew the little guy would hatch the wrong way! How humiliating. He is going to grow up a butt kisser. I just know it.

 

[Sylviaanne]

This area has been wormed and bugged out. Let's move on.

 

[Sylviaanne]

What is this chicken thinking?

I am a Pheasant!

 

[Sylviaanne]

What is this chicken thinking?

Human! Human! We need a bigger dust area, get your shovel and get over here!

 

[lightchick]

 

[theoldchick]

What is this chicken thinking?

Someone forgot to take their medication again. Granny, that's cat litter!

 

[Sylviaanne]

What is this chicken thinking?

One, two, thr..... Wait a minute! Where did this blonde chick come from?

 

[theoldchick]

A hen in the hand is worth two in a bush.