What is this chicken thinking?

[NickyKnack]

(With A strong Italian accent) YES I AM THE GREAT CHEF BOYARDEE!!! WHAT do you mean, "Do I cook chicken parmesan?" DO I LOOK LIKE I COOK CHICKEN PARMESAN? Look at you with the blank face? You no know why.....? NOOOO! I DO NOT A COOK THE CHICKEN PARMESAN! but I do a cook the BEEF ravioli!!

 

[sunflour]

You pull here and up comes a hairball from the front.

wish I could ovate..

Really good one.

 

[Mountain Peeps]

Same

You'd think I'd get more ovations if it was that funny!!

 

[NickyKnack]

If Paula Deen were a chicken: Hey, you allll' Thanksgiving almost here, let's not eat poultry this year. You allll' I've got some great hoooneey baaaked haaaam recipes. BUT DON'T YOU DAREEE BUY ANY HAAAM FORM YOU KNOW WHEREEE!!! I'm still sore over that one!

 

[Kelsie2290]

You want to know what happened to the last person that called me Turkey Face?

 

[Kelsie2290]

If you wanted Santa to bring you eggs for Christmas, you really shouldn't have picked a rooster.

 

[Kelsie2290]

I have no idea who keeps programming the GPS so you wind up at the feed store.

 

[peepacheep]

Happy to help ya with that left over turkey carcass.

 

[peepacheep]

Ya, ya, very funny. You would waddle to if you had these wattles.

 

[chiklee]

Once I get the cruise control set The Radio blasting and find my sun glasses I can head into town and see what the city folks are up to. Sounds like its going to be a good day to me .