What is this chicken thinking?

[birdman55]

 

[Kelsie2290]

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I must learn to tie a proper Windsor Knot.

 

[MacTech]

to quote an old Far Side cartoon....

Polly wanna' finger!

 

[Kelsie2290]

Just give it up Harold, you can pose all you want, nobody is ever going to believe you are a peacock.

 

[Kelsie2290]

Shhhh, let the rest of the birds know that we're holding the lawnmower races in a hour, and I have dibs on that one.

 

[Kelsie2290]

I have no idea what this is, but I know I am not going to share it.

 

[NickyKnack]

(What the second hen on the right is thinking to herself)
I knew she got a boob job!! I just knew it! Boy, some hens will do anything to catch that rooster's eye. Look at them sticking out over the roost. Scandalous, I tell ya! Scandalous!
Look at that one on the end there, butt implants. Oh! I guess Betty's got back now. So big I bet it goes "beep! beep!" When she backs up.

 

[Kelsie2290]

What? It was a Help Yourself buffet!

 

[Kelsie2290]

Yes, I know where all the bodies are buried.

 

[Kelsie2290]

I can never remember, am I turning yellow because I am eating too many lemons, or green because I am eating too many limes?