What is this chicken thinking?

[Kelsie2290]

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and my true love gave to me "Two Calling Birds! (Help! Get us down from here, we can't fly!)

 

[theoldchick]

Have you finished my nest box yet?

 

[1kluckychik]

"Maybe this wasn't such a good idea"

 

[theoldchick]

Turkey? Who you calling turkey?

 

[Mountain Peeps]

Help it's the mean chicken!

You guys are so chicken!

 

[NickyKnack]

What you'd see, first thing in the morning, that is, if you were a hen.

and now: what you'd hear first thing in the morning, that is, if you were a hen.

"Are you up? You don't look like your up, to me! Well, you'd better be up! Because, if you don't get up the first time I crow, then I will take it as a blow to my roo hood! You know I will, then I'll just have to start crowing randomly all day long. You know I'll do it too! I really have nothing better to do with my time, but to drive you hens crazy. So don't you think, you'd better get up now? I mean, it's like 4:15 am. I think you've slept in late enough."

 

[chicksurreal]

Quote:
Lol! Exactly!

 

[dodochick92]

What is this rooster thinking?

 

[Americano Blue]

What is this rooster thinking?

I swear I set my phone here.

 

[Malibu99]

What is this chicken thinking?

Before coffee

After coffee