What is this chicken thinking?

[Kelsie2290]

("Meme" - the disapproving EE)

All right! Who put the shaving cream on my beard while I was asleep!

 

[Kelsie2290]

By, that last scream I gave out made even My feathers stand on end!

 

[Kelsie2290]

Keeping my fingers crossed nobody else notices that peanut down there!

 

[Kelsie2290]

Hello, my name is Reuban and I am a non-paid spokesrooster for the new improved Wattle Wax!

 

[WinterChicks]

What are you looking at? I'm top rooster around here and you better not be here to steal one of my beautiful ladies!

 

[WinterChicks]

Seriously human, the ladies have been complaining of your care. If you don't leave them alone and give us more treats the spurs will be on YOU next itme you come.

 

[1kluckychik]

I'm not HOVERING over the hens, I'm PROTECTING my baby mamas!

 

[NickyKnack]

("Meme" - the disapproving EE)

Hello!! You have reached the compliant department. What can I do for ya!!

 

[1kluckychik]

Due to numerous nights of having my droopy wattles slammed in the coop door by my overly tired human mom,( whom loves me very much), I have created another brilliant idea....Wattle Jam paste........You can either lube em or lose em! Don't get stuck in the door no more!!

 

[chickengeorgeto]

What I would really like is a cold beer and to see a naked hen.