What is this chicken thinking?

[NickyKnack]

I'll play with my sassy frass Rose

Rose was fresh in from the coast. She came from a long line of California mommas. With her gold tan legs and sun bleached feathers, she looked around her new flock mates and realized she looked nothing like them. That's alright, because her momma didn't raise no wallflower. So she figured, if they were gonna stare, she'd just strike a pose. That'd give them something to gawk at.

 

[minihorse927]

 

[kikiruru]

Bad boy Hephaestus got into a fight and needed some TLC on his eye. What's he thinking?

Good night byc family in a few hours I will be crowing (So glad he is OK)

 

[NickyKnack]

( Chicken on left says to chicken on right)
Why are we just sitting here on this shoebox? The humans will notice us and put us outside.

(Chicken on right says to chicken on left.)
Remember three weeks ago, we snuck in here and ordered those big black, furry slippers off of the Internet? Well, those were our decoys. I put them under the bed. So now when they see us, just sitting here motionless, they'll think we are those big black slippers. No coop tonight! But best of all, no rooster crowing in our ears. Go ahead and say it....I'm waiting.

(Chicken on left says to chicken on right)
Your a genius?

(Chicken on right says to chicken on left)
You are welcome!

 

[kikiruru]

can I crow now can I can I crown now can I can I crow now . . . . . . . . .

 

[Violetsfeathers]

What are these chicks thinking?

 

[threescompany]

Tell me Miss Pennie, how does your owner treat you? How does that lack of treats make you feel?

 

[N2nicole]

 

[Cheep N Peep]

Hmmm? What? No, I was NOT...uh... doing whatever it is you think I did!

 

[theoldchick]

I'm as fast a Greyhound! Catch me if you can!