What is this chicken thinking?

[theoldchick]

 

[RIR-YELLOWLEGS]

I'm thinking about getting those waterfall tail feather extensions also

i know i've got a beard but birds dont shave.

 

[RIR-YELLOWLEGS]

Is tis a flock or what!

 

[RIR-YELLOWLEGS]

Do we eat it???

 

[RIR-YELLOWLEGS]

Thisvis how you do the chicken yard strut.

 

[NickyKnack]

(First hen, on ground) No! Save yourself! It's too late for me! I walked right into it! That rooster had to have been in the bean patch! (Second hen) No! I can't leave you behind! You're my favorite sister! Ho!!! My gosh, my eyes!! I can't see! I'm just grabbing something and pulling! We've got to get away form his farts of mass eruption!

 

[NickyKnack]

How are you feeling, can you breathe now? That was a close call, one more minute and we both would have been pushing up daisies!

 

[Yowza Wowza]

What are they thinking?

 

[Yowza Wowza]

What are they thinking?

 

[NickyKnack]

What are they thinking?

(White chicken) What, your not done yet? Like how long does it take you? I've already laid two and you mean to say, you haven't even laid one! (Other chicken) Do you ever wonder why they bothered to divide the nest box? No? Well, so show off, little goodie 2 shoes, like yourself, can keep their pointed beaks on their side! Thus, leaving me in peace! How do you expect me to lay with all this chatting! Oh, and another thing, stop looking at me!! Your creeping me out, you look like a board with a chicken head stuck on top of it!