What odd nicknames do you give your chickens?

[crunchygranola]

Everyone has a weird name for their pets— don’t even try to deny it!!
What are yours?
Mine are (plural)…
- Lards
- Yickens
- Bingos
- Binguses
- Boinks
- Children
- Money sinks
- Menaces to Society
- Sweet Baby Jesuses
- Wontons
- Future KFC Contributors
- Shawn Mendes Incarnates

 

[Logar]

I have a couple (plural as well)!

• Fluffy butts
• The Egg Plants- started because I have eggplants planted next to there run and found it funny that I had eggplants next to the “egg plants”
• Dumbos
• Dinos
• Knives repetitively stabbed into my eyeballs
• Hungries (I wonder if anyone will get that reference)

That is all I can think of right now

 

[crunchygranola]

I have a couple (plural as well)!

• Fluffy butts
• The Egg Plants- started because I have eggplants planted next to there run and found it funny that I had eggplants next to the “egg plants”
• Dumbos
• Dinos
• Knives repetitively stabbed into my eyeballs
• Hungries (I wonder if anyone will get that reference)

That is all I can think of right now

I love how they get slightly more passive aggressive lol that’s gold

 

[MysteryChicken]

Everyone has a weird name for their pets— don’t even try to deny it!!
What are yours?
Mine are (plural)…
- Lards
- Yickens
- Bingos
- Binguses
- Boinks
- Children
- Money sinks
- Menaces to Society
- Sweet Baby Jesuses
- Wontons
- Future KFC Contributors
- Shawn Mendes Incarnates

I got two hens with the nickname Fat Lady.

 

[crunchygranola]

I got two hens with the nickname Fat Lady.

As you should

 

[Logar]

I have a couple (plural as well)!

• Fluffy butts
• The Egg Plants- started because I have eggplants planted next to there run and found it funny that I had eggplants next to the “egg plants”
• Dumbos
• Dinos
• Knives repetitively stabbed into my eyeballs
• Hungries (I wonder if anyone will get that reference)

That is all I can think of right now

How did I forget about ‘The Idiots’? That is what I call them the majority of the time.

 

[FrostRanger]

The ladies
Fluffy butts
Vigilant Vanilla
Junie
Flock mischief maker (Ginger)
The flock mouth (Basil)

 

[The Coop Crew]

My girls
The girls
Stinky smelly animals
We call Dorothy “Dorthis” most of the time
We call Blanche “Blanchie Pie”
We call Sophia “Sophia Weeia”
And rose is “big chungus” because she’s huge compared to the rest

 

[gimmie birdies]

Yirds.

 

[Evadig]

Collectively:
Chickies
Biddies
Old Maids

When they won't go in their coop:
Doorknobs
Imbeciles
Idiots
No good for nothing pieces of [insert random food here]
Bird Brains