What would you do... Cryptozoology

[texascowboy1979]

Ok.. im posting this here, on a separate topic, because I did not want to change the topic on BIG FOOT Posting. So, my question to you is..

Lets say your camping, hiking, at a cabin, what ever you enjoy, but it has to do with the woods, or jungle, away from human contact, you can pick to be alone or with people, and you come across an animal that youve never seen, or even a Dinosaur or big foot. What would you do? Please be as logical as posible.

If I found a Dinosaur, I would keep it secret, never tell anyone. Id hate for someone to catch it or kill it for science. Plus, If I caught it, Id be afraid that its mate would be lonly and then it go extinct.

This is a complete random rambling.

 

[gogoalie]

Well, I'd hope that if you see a dinosaur, & not tell anyone, at least tell yer doctor, so he could prescribe the correct medicine & dosage...

See, that's why you'd hafta catch it...cuz nobody would believe you...

 

[ella]

I would capture it, train it to be ridden and start my reign of terror across the world. It would be sweet....

 

[Kansaseq]

I would try to get photos, and get out of there fast. Sooner or later the new/old species would be discovered, and anyone going into that area could be in danger. Ok, I know if you are going camping in a remote area, you are already putting yourself at risk due to bears, climate, getting lost, etc. But if there is a man eating dinosaur, I would feel an obligation to tell someone. If, on the other hand, it was a shy, reclusive creature, I might only tell my close friends (who know I'm crazy, but would believe me). Definitely get photos,though! Boy, what a camping trip that would be!

 

[Mahonri]

I'd extract some of it's DNA and genetically engineer it into my Ameraucanas... and those folks with Silkied Ameraucanas thought they had something unique...

 

[CityChicker]

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Don't you know that would make your Ameraucana an Easter Egger???!!!

 

[texascowboy1979]

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Love it!

 

[StupidBird]

I thought silkies were already taking over the world

 

[welsummerchicks]

I'd trap it and build a secure farm to keep it on, take out a patent on it, and go hunting for any other of them, so I could keep anyone else from messing with them in any way, shape or form.

I figure if someone else got ahold of it, they'd kill it 'because it is dangerous' or the like, and I'd figure if it really existed, some idiot was going to find it and ruin it. I'd rather it was in as protected and natural a place as possible, and be left alone to do its thing as much as possible.

I figure a big foot if it really did exist, is probably some sort of solitary primate, and would need a lot of area and some mates here and there. Dinosaurs - I don't think could exist today without wearing an oxygen mask 24/7. I wrote a story once about someone who cloned a bunch of giant extinct mammals. They got loose and were running around doing very inconvenient things and every group was reacting differently. The leader of <a certain organization> actually had a nervous breakdown and wound up in a home for the very nervous, because he couldn't figure out what he should advocate about them, lol. A bunch of people wanted to allow them to stomp people because 'they came first' and another wanted to round them up and sell chances to take pot shots at them.

But that's why I figure none of them exist any more. Because if they did, some chump who wanted to make a buck off them would be leading it around on a leash, with its nails painted with glitter and it wearing a pink tutu.

 

[WIChookchick]

Big Foot- get pics, hair samples/stool samples...
Dinosaur- Ditto.. and then try to buy up all the land where its living.. Get a mega rich dude to help with the bills, and get it PROTECTED!! LOL

Giant ants, or rabbits... destroy at once.
Xenomorphs (Aliens- Face hugging type) Nuke from Orbit.. only way to be sure!!!