What Would You Do?

[Chickenfan4life]

I'd catch up on some much needed sleep after a nice long hot shower, till the next day.

WWYDI: After talking to your new neighbor (to introduce yourself) you realize they have not said a word because they were deaf and polite enough to allow your mouth to stop moving before pulling out a tablet of paper to let you know.

I would turn as red as a cut beet and nod my head.

 

[hennotrooster]

WWYDI you were in the middle of reading a really really cool thread on BYC, and your power went off?

You have got to be kidding me?! would be my reaction.

WWYDI..you were made a tofurkey sandwich, thinking you were being made a real turkey sandwich, then bit into it to realize it was not bird.

 

[miss heny]

Scrape tongue on road


WWYD Same as above.

 

[hennotrooster]

I would turn as red as a cut beet and nod my head.

I did just that but learned quite a bit of sign from the lady while we were neighbors.

 

[Gerbil]

Eat it! Unless it was poisoned, or old. Or dropped on the floor..

WWYD if you woke up to one of your chicken sitting at the end of your bed, glowing purple and offering you a plate of warm churros?

 

[clucky3255]

Eat it! Unless it was poisoned, or old. Or dropped on the floor..

WWYD if you woke up to one of your chicken sitting at the end of your bed, glowing purple and offering you a plate of warm churros?

Freak out.

WWYD if...your chicken pecked a chunk of your eye-ball out... (happened to me..not fun)

 

[4BOWChickens]

 

[4BOWChickens]

Sorry it loaded before i did anything...Well if u had to get ur eye taken out I would get a glass eye and an eye patch but if not I would be able to proclaim to the whole world that I fought a chicken and won...kind of

Wwyd if a giant fireball came and it was going to either land on your house or your chicken coop and you have to decide whether you want to live and move to another state without your chickens or if you want your chickens to be killed

 

[Marty1876]

I'd let it hit the hen house I'm afraid. My house is more important (but just barely).

wwydi you had to either wear a chicken on your head all day, or a bra outside you clothes all day (boy or girl) LOL

 

[4BOWChickens]

a chicken on my head!!
wwyd if you had to carry around a backpack of bricks or walk on your hands