What Would You Do?

[Ducclelover10]

I would shoot it.

WWYD if someone hit you in the head with a banana?

I would peel the banana, and eat it.

 

[Ducclelover10]

First, I would check to make sure I am actually seeing that. Then I would go to the hospital; I am obviously haIllucinating!

WWYDI you had three wishes?

I would choose very carefully on what to wish for.
WWYD if you had a pet talking monkey?

 

[MrNappy]

Talk to it

What if your chicken laid an egg the size of an ostrich's ?

 

[Mr MKK FARMS]

Talk to it

What if your chicken laid an egg the size of an ostrich's ?

I would sell it

 

[Ducclelover10]

I'd feel really bad for that chicken!
WWYD if your power went off for a whole month?

 

[MrNappy]

Buy a generator... and a couple more generators

Or move somewhere there was power

WWYDI You chicken could fly like an eagle/pigeon and it would come back every night?

 

[WooingWyandotte]

I would set all my chicken loose.

WWYD if your cat shredded your curtains?

 

[MrNappy]

I would start livin' off the grid.
WWYD if you stepped in chicken poop?

( You didn't answer my question )

Shrug and maybe wipe it off

WWYDI you saw a chupacabra eating your chicken?

 

[WooingWyandotte]

I did originally, but someone posted before I did so I changed my answer.

( You didn't answer my question )

Shrug and maybe wipe it off

WWYDI you saw a chupacabra eating your chicken?

I would kill the chupacabra with a pocketknife.

 

[MrNappy]

I would set all my chicken loose.

WWYD if your cat shredded your curtains?

I don't have one, but i would file it's nails

WWYDI your hen tried to mate your rooster?